with apologies to Kathy
I HOLD IT AS A PERSONAL ACCOMPLISHMENT that I have not seen the movie Titanic. It’s just one of those things, really, that you make a “cause” out of almost after the fact. I never had any desire to see the movie, even after it made a gazillion dollars and won a host of Oscars. It’s the the Knight’s Tale of romance movies for me: it’s just something I now refuse to see on principle.
All of this to say that the folks at The Soup came up with a trailer for the next iteration of the movie: Titanic 4-D. This one, I might see. Check it out below.





The impossibility of predicting your movie tastes continues to baffle me.
Oh, if only I had never seen Titanic. At least if I had seen it in 4-D there would have been the possibility of being knocked unconscious and erasing the memory from my mind…